Awesome uncut penis

preppywhiteboy:

I feel like Paris Hilton invented Kim Kardashian to distract the media from herself so she could focus on building her business empire in fashion and hotels without being hounded by the paparazzi all the time.

britneysbaldhead:

*gets nudes*

me:

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damnafricawhathappened:

Me attempting to flee the country after murdering my husband for the life insurance money

damnafricawhathappened:

Me attempting to flee the country after murdering my husband for the life insurance money